Watching Youtube this evening I saw an advertisement for tourism in Israel. Israel? You know going anywhere NEAR the middle east is a totally fucked idea right now. What crackhead thinks about planning their vacation and then says, "You know Disneyland is just down south, but fuck it! Lets all go to Israel!"
Sorry, I still think that the middle east just needs to be sent into orbit-no one REALLY wants to get along, they all think allah or jehovah or Chirst owes them them virgins/land/clerical power and won't stop until they have smite their enemies into dust-and they don't mind taking the infidels out on the way to heaven-namely us.
they make us out to be cartoon Americans but the minute you make their god into a cartoon all hell breaks loose. the garden of Gethsemane? who cares! there are 4,000 year old trees in Monterey! Best of all, they end with "There's a little bit of Israel in all of us-come find the Israel in you."
maybe if you are the victim of a pipe bomb there are little tiny parts of Israel in you-but I can guarantee you there is NO Israel in me. none.
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