'My Gay Agenda' - by Steve Paige Davis
I just want to pull my weeds,
and have some 'grass'
And fix my gate(no hate),
take out the trash.
Pay my fair share.
Fix up my brakes.
Donate to the park system,
And break out my skates.
I just want to scritch my cats,
Cut saturated fats,
Watch my Sinners DVD,
and sip martinis on tap.
But I'll be damn fired up
If I have to be liable
For the crap you keep spoutin'
From that BS bible.
Your children aren't you,
They're brand new people.
Let them be free from the hate
That comes from your steeple.
(alt verse)
Even trans people know
this guy is wrong
Couldn't even get a decent bridge
For his hateful little song.
Copyright 2026
*inspired by the dillweed that got up and 'sang' the anti-trans song during the Kid Rock halftime idiot fest.
